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Got my sample kit from @liquorworld_vegas for the

Got my sample kit from @liquorworld_vegas for the @bruichladdich event on May 14th!
.
Thanks @vegaswhiskyey for the heads up! 👍
.
Looks like the event's gonna be pretty dope! 😎
.
Only problem is now I have to hide this from myself so I don't drink the samples before the event 🙄
.
Damn...sometimes I hate me🤦‍♂️

Meet JAX! Our new 2 month old Australian NOOB-ra

Meet JAX! Our new 2 month old Australian NOOB-radoodle 🐶🤣
.
I'm surprised he wanted to try this delicious @glenmorangie Malaga cask at such a young age, but then again, he IS part of the #NOOB clan now 🤷‍♂️
.
And no no...im not gonna let him try whiskey JUST yet...🤦‍♂️
.
Ima wait til he's at LEAST 6 months old like I was when I had my first taste 👶👅😆
.
Side note: don't sleep on this Malaga cask from glenmo...shit is straight 🔥🔥🔥
.
Cheers ma noobs! 🤙🥃
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Glenmorangie Malaga cask ( JAWS Rating: 8.8/10)
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Nose: strawberries, cinnabon, milk chocolate, kit Kat, vanilla milkshake
.
Palate: chocolate covered strawberries, blackberry jam, Hazelnut, dates
.
Finish: long, raisins, honey graham cracker cereal, citrus zest

I've decided I wanted to weigh in on #motivational

I've decided I wanted to weigh in on #motivationalmondays with some #NoobForThought for something for y'all to think about...🤓
.
I mean...forreal doe...are u one of those ppl who ALWAYS look forward to the weekend?
.
It's NOT Monday's fault that u hate YOUR week! 🤦‍♂️
.
Why not build a life, get a career, find a passion that actually makes u look FORWARD to mondays...🤷‍♂️
.
Life's TOO short to enjoy only 2 out of 7 days a week 😪
.
Just a lil NOOB for Thought for ya....🤔
.
Cheers ma noobs! 🤙🥃

Got my second (and last I think 🤔) sample set a

Got my second (and last I think 🤔) sample set and bottle from @flaviar_com woohoo! 🤗
.
I'm sure I've tried 1 or 2 of these samples before, but I tend to forget these types of things...🤦‍♂️
.
I also tend to forget my address, age and kids names (that's why I got em tatted on my arms 🤣😒
.
Ppl tell me I'm developing a memory problem 🧠, but I just tell that hot lady 😘 who's in all my pics to mind her own business 🤷‍♂️
.
For those who care, I'll post reviews eventually...👍

Took a little tour of @allegiantstadium today... .

Took a little tour of @allegiantstadium today...
.
Now, ima #NinerFan4Life but I am also a BUSINESSMAN and just wanted to check out my investment...🤑💲💰
.
Shit was legit doe! 😎
.
Check out my stories for waaaay more pics/vids...👍
.
#bangbangninergang yee! 💪
.
Cheers ma noobs! 🤙🥃

I don't know HOW some ppl post 2-3x a DAY! 🤯 .

I don't know HOW some ppl post 2-3x a DAY! 🤯
.
Apparently I don't have THAT many interesting things to say/show/post🤦‍♂️
.
I mean, I guess I get it...its all for the #gram right? 🤷‍♂️
.
Gotta stay up to date with the algorithm to stay on people's feed...🙄
.
But even tho I don't even post THAT much I still feel like it can be a chore and sometimes even forced 😒
.
I feel like it can DEFINITELY get exhausting, which is why I like to just take a break once in a while when it starts feeling like an obligation...😪
.
Do any of YOU ever feel like that sometimes? 🤔
.
A #noob wants to know!
.
Cheers ma noobs! 🤙🥃

Mrs. Noob liked the @starwardwhisky sample from @f

Mrs. Noob liked the @starwardwhisky sample from @flaviar_com so much she made me go buy her a bottle of that "STARWARS" whiskey 🤭
.
Well...who the HELL am I to say no?!? 😬
.
#happywifehappylife right? 😘
.
Happy #monday ma #noobs ! 🤙🥃

Hello/goodbye! 🤷‍♂️ . Mrs. Noob cracked t

Hello/goodbye! 🤷‍♂️
.
Mrs. Noob cracked this open barely a couple weeks ago and "We're" (mostly HER🤭) killin the bottle already! 🤦‍♂️
.
Well what else do u expect from the Noob Household...😆
.
Fuckin #saturdays am i right?!? 🤣
.
Thanks for the rec @markjwems !👊
.
Cheers ma noobs! 🤙🥃
.
.
.
Alexander Murray & Co: Tobemory 22 yr (JAWS Rating: 8.5/10)
.
Nose: honey graham cracker, freshly made churros, Leche flan
.
Palate: caramel machiatto, churros, cherry pie tartiness, vanilla spice
.
Finish: long, burnt caramel, cinnamon raisin bread, gingersnap cookie, lingering bitter backend

Got my sample kit from @liquorworld_vegas for the

Got my sample kit from @liquorworld_vegas for the @bruichladdich event on May 14th!
.
Thanks @vegaswhiskyey for the heads up! 👍
.
Looks like the event's gonna be pretty dope! 😎
.
Only problem is now I have to hide this from myself so I don't drink the samples before the event 🙄
.
Damn...sometimes I hate me🤦‍♂️

Meet JAX! Our new 2 month old Australian NOOB-ra

Meet JAX! Our new 2 month old Australian NOOB-radoodle 🐶🤣
.
I'm surprised he wanted to try this delicious @glenmorangie Malaga cask at such a young age, but then again, he IS part of the #NOOB clan now 🤷‍♂️
.
And no no...im not gonna let him try whiskey JUST yet...🤦‍♂️
.
Ima wait til he's at LEAST 6 months old like I was when I had my first taste 👶👅😆
.
Side note: don't sleep on this Malaga cask from glenmo...shit is straight 🔥🔥🔥
.
Cheers ma noobs! 🤙🥃
.
.
.
Glenmorangie Malaga cask ( JAWS Rating: 8.8/10)
.
Nose: strawberries, cinnabon, milk chocolate, kit Kat, vanilla milkshake
.
Palate: chocolate covered strawberries, blackberry jam, Hazelnut, dates
.
Finish: long, raisins, honey graham cracker cereal, citrus zest

I've decided I wanted to weigh in on #motivational

I've decided I wanted to weigh in on #motivationalmondays with some #NoobForThought for something for y'all to think about...🤓
.
I mean...forreal doe...are u one of those ppl who ALWAYS look forward to the weekend?
.
It's NOT Monday's fault that u hate YOUR week! 🤦‍♂️
.
Why not build a life, get a career, find a passion that actually makes u look FORWARD to mondays...🤷‍♂️
.
Life's TOO short to enjoy only 2 out of 7 days a week 😪
.
Just a lil NOOB for Thought for ya....🤔
.
Cheers ma noobs! 🤙🥃

Got my second (and last I think 🤔) sample set a

Got my second (and last I think 🤔) sample set and bottle from @flaviar_com woohoo! 🤗
.
I'm sure I've tried 1 or 2 of these samples before, but I tend to forget these types of things...🤦‍♂️
.
I also tend to forget my address, age and kids names (that's why I got em tatted on my arms 🤣😒
.
Ppl tell me I'm developing a memory problem 🧠, but I just tell that hot lady 😘 who's in all my pics to mind her own business 🤷‍♂️
.
For those who care, I'll post reviews eventually...👍

Took a little tour of @allegiantstadium today... .

Took a little tour of @allegiantstadium today...
.
Now, ima #NinerFan4Life but I am also a BUSINESSMAN and just wanted to check out my investment...🤑💲💰
.
Shit was legit doe! 😎
.
Check out my stories for waaaay more pics/vids...👍
.
#bangbangninergang yee! 💪
.
Cheers ma noobs! 🤙🥃

I don't know HOW some ppl post 2-3x a DAY! 🤯 .

I don't know HOW some ppl post 2-3x a DAY! 🤯
.
Apparently I don't have THAT many interesting things to say/show/post🤦‍♂️
.
I mean, I guess I get it...its all for the #gram right? 🤷‍♂️
.
Gotta stay up to date with the algorithm to stay on people's feed...🙄
.
But even tho I don't even post THAT much I still feel like it can be a chore and sometimes even forced 😒
.
I feel like it can DEFINITELY get exhausting, which is why I like to just take a break once in a while when it starts feeling like an obligation...😪
.
Do any of YOU ever feel like that sometimes? 🤔
.
A #noob wants to know!
.
Cheers ma noobs! 🤙🥃

Mrs. Noob liked the @starwardwhisky sample from @f

Mrs. Noob liked the @starwardwhisky sample from @flaviar_com so much she made me go buy her a bottle of that "STARWARS" whiskey 🤭
.
Well...who the HELL am I to say no?!? 😬
.
#happywifehappylife right? 😘
.
Happy #monday ma #noobs ! 🤙🥃

Hello/goodbye! 🤷‍♂️ . Mrs. Noob cracked t

Hello/goodbye! 🤷‍♂️
.
Mrs. Noob cracked this open barely a couple weeks ago and "We're" (mostly HER🤭) killin the bottle already! 🤦‍♂️
.
Well what else do u expect from the Noob Household...😆
.
Fuckin #saturdays am i right?!? 🤣
.
Thanks for the rec @markjwems !👊
.
Cheers ma noobs! 🤙🥃
.
.
.
Alexander Murray & Co: Tobemory 22 yr (JAWS Rating: 8.5/10)
.
Nose: honey graham cracker, freshly made churros, Leche flan
.
Palate: caramel machiatto, churros, cherry pie tartiness, vanilla spice
.
Finish: long, burnt caramel, cinnamon raisin bread, gingersnap cookie, lingering bitter backend

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