Basil Hayden’s Dark Rye Whiskey
A Whiskey Review by The Whiskey Noob
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Inside this great looking bottle lurks an evil entity whose main objective is to destroy your taste buds and make you question why in the fuck you would ever do this to yourself!
So please take caution and avoid this bottle at ALL costs!
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Basil Hayden’s Dark Rye Whiskey
Nose: candy corn, black licorice, oak
Palate: rotten grapes, grape juice, strawberries, stale sourdough bread
Finish: long, bitter, overly ripe plums, robotussin
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